Hey, bro, cool story.
DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.
So that’s another way of doing it.
Also I hate your jeans.
So I realized that my other giveaway was really Homestucky and I have followers that don’t like Homestuck that much so I’m doing another one.
There’s gonna be a first, second, third, and a fourth place winner.
FIRST PLACE: Anything from any of the stores listed above, a shitty drawing of your otp, and a slightly better fanfiction of your otp.
SECOND PLACE: Anything that costs $35 or less from the stores listed above and a facfiction of your otp.
THIRD PLACE: Anything that costs $20 or less from the stores listed above and a drawing of your otp.
FOURTH PLACE: I wanted to include a cosplay thing in this one too so you get a cosplay prop/wig/whatever of your choosing.
1) Like and reblog as much as you like, but please think of your followers.
2) You don’t have to be following me but I might throw in something extra. Notice that I said might.
3) You have to be okay with giving me your home address.
4) Hey it doesn’t matter if you’re in the US or not for this one.
5) Keeps your asks open. This one’s self explanatory
6) You have 48 hours to respond to my ask once you win.
7) Please don’t use a giveaway blog. Sideblogs are fine though.
This one ends on February 19 so you have plenty of time to enter.
It’s GIVEAWAY time - and this one is a DOOZY.
600+ followers and a holiday giveaway merged into one!
This time there will only be one winner - and they’re going to get tons of swag.
The winner of this giveaway will get:
- Sarge Beanie
- “Keep Calm and Go Cakeless” tshirt - made to order in your requested size
- Achievement Hunter slap band
- Rooster Teeth slap band
- The “Best of RvB” DVD
- Mother of Invention mug
- Achievement Hunter Boyband poster
- Grifball Messenger bag
- EXCLUSIVE ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME Achievement Hunter Holidays poster!
- CON-EXCLUSIVE Grifball plush!
- Plus a little something extra - a gift from me :)
WOW is that a lot of stuff. Someone is going to be a very happy Rooster Teeth fan.
HOW TO ENTER/RULES:
- Reblog this post to enter. REBLOG ONLY ONCE.
- You can like this post, but likes won’t count towards your win.
- Fandom (like fuck-yeah blogs or blogs run by multiple people)/ask blogs/non-personal blogs are not eligible to win. They can reblog to pimp the post, but they will not be considered in the final choosing.
- Have your asks open around the time the winner will be announced - anyone with asks closed will be automatically looked over.
- Reply to the ask sent announcing your win within 48 hours. If you do not, another winner will be chosen.
That’s it! No following me or any fancy requirements required.
GIVEAWAY ENDS FEBRUARY 8TH!